Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen recreated Kim Kardashian's butt-baring Paper Magazine cover using his penis as a brush.
I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other.
I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.
It is hard to do an entire canvas using only one's natural brush.
If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.
My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy.
But I can also use it in my art, and that's joyful for me on more levels.