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martes, marzo 17, 2015
domingo, marzo 15, 2015
'Seguroso' a opositores: "Se demoraron, llevo una hora esperandolos aqui"
a ver si alguien me explica: es una infiltracion, un montaje o un bonche?
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martes, marzo 10, 2015
Estres de las gallinas causa de la falta de huevos en Cuba - Prensa oficial
Moises Leonardo Rodriguez
ARTEMISA, Cuba. -En su edición del 3 al 9 de marzo, el semanario
del Partido Comunista de la provincia Artemisa, El Artemiseño, reconoce
en nota informativa del periodista Rommell González, el déficit de huevos para venta liberada en dicha provincia.
Según el semanario, el director de la Empresa Avícola del
territorio, Luis Carlos Pérez dijo que Artemisa concluyó enero y febrero
con un déficit de dos millones 800 mil huevos, lo cual afectó la venta
liberada.
El directivo atribuyó los bajos niveles productivos al estrés que
sufren las gallinas, causado por las irregularidades climáticas (…) así
como a dificultades con la calidad del alimento. Esto último lo habían
comentado a Cubanet dos trabajadores del sector semanas atrás.
Lo referido a las numerosas muertes de ponedoras también se informa
a la población y las explican con atrasos en el movimiento de la masa
(…) y problemas de salud en varias unidades, lo que coincide con el
traslado de grandes cantidades de aves muertas a huecos en que las
cremaban, como explicaron los referidos trabajadores.
Continúa el periodista enumerando medidas que han permitido la
recuperación paulatina de la producción; de ahí que sus directivos
estimen un sobrecumplimiento mensual a partir de marzo; aunque en el
municipio Mariel siguen perdidos los huevos para venta liberada y
escasean en otros de la provincia, según ha comprobado este reportero.
Concluye con el anuncio del montaje de una nave con capacidad para
11 000 aves ponedoras en la UEB Tomás Orlando la cual debe iniciar su
aporte en mayo, ¡si es que desaparece el estrés avícola para ese tiempo!
lunes, marzo 09, 2015
Strambotic » 25 carteles que demuestran que Spain sigue siendo ‘different’
“Feria de ganado. Queda prohibida la asistencia de cerdos”. Es sólo uno de los cientos de carteles, afiches y anuncios que Luis Carandell recopilara en su imprescindible ‘Celtiberia Show’, fiel registro del ingenio carpetovetónico durante la edad oscura del sátrapa gallego.
Pero, como bien sabemos en Strambotic, España lleva tiempo viajando hacia al pasado,
así que nos sorprende entre poco y nada que carteles de esta jaez sigan
apareciendo en las paredes de esta España que, inmune a moderneces,
globalizaciones y otras zarandajas, sigue siendo different: “Mujer con tierras busca hombre con tractor. Imprescindible foto del tractor”.
Las fotos propiamente dichas están cogidas por la patilla de La Llavadora, Proyecto Cartele, Strambotic, Drama en el portal y Desmotivaciones, entre otros.
domingo, marzo 08, 2015
lunes, marzo 02, 2015
Famous Canadian Astronaut's spacesuit turns up in Toronto thrift shop for $40
A flight suit once worn by
astronaut Chris Hadfield is apparently now the property of a Toronto
doctor who found it in — of all places — a local thrift store.
"I thought, wow, what is a flight
suit like that doing up there?" Dr. Julielynn Wong told CBC News,
recalling how she stumbled upon the bright blue jumpsuit in one of the
many second-hand stores on Queen Street West.
Then she saw the name stitched on the left-hand side: Chris Hadfield.
"My jaw just dropped. I said, 'I can't believe it.'"
She says she bought it for $40, marked down from $80.
The suit looks just like the one the former commander of the
International Space Station is seen wearing on the back cover of his
book, An Astronaut's Guide to Life on Earth.
viernes, febrero 27, 2015
Paris Hilton y Naomi Campbell en La Habana
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| Foto publicada en su Instagram. Plaza San Francisco (La Habana) |
jueves, febrero 12, 2015
jueves, enero 29, 2015
Gwyneth Steam Cleans Her Vagina for 'Energetic Release'
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viernes, enero 02, 2015
lunes, diciembre 29, 2014
sábado, diciembre 13, 2014
Artist Uses Penis to Paint Portrait of Kim Kardashian's Naked Butt
Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen recreated Kim Kardashian's butt-baring Paper Magazine cover using his penis as a brush.
Jensen was reportedly so impressed by the shape of Kardashian's back side, that he used it as inspiration.
"I saw this picture of Kim Kardashian and this very impressive behind
she has, and I thought, 'This must be portrait number two,'" said
Jensen, via EOnline.
So how did he pull it off, why did he do it, and does size matter? Jensen explains:
I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other.
I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.
It is hard to do an entire canvas using only one's natural brush.
If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.
My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy.
But I can also use it in my art, and that's joyful for me on more levels.
Jensen posted several photographs of the painting to his social media pages, and also a few NSFW ones of the creative process to his blog.
This marks Jensen's second penis portrait. The first was of a Danish politician.
Jensen told the Daily Pot he tried to send the final product of his painting to the politician on Facebook, but he was blocked.
viernes, octubre 24, 2014
Man Chops Off and Throws Away His Small Penis After Bad Breakup
gawker
A
Macedonian man sliced off his own dick and and threw it away after his
girlfriend broke up with him, citing dissatisfying sex. The man believed
his small penis was to blame for the failed relationship, reports every site in the tabloidosphere.
Oliver
Ilic, 22, reportedly removed the organ with one slice of a razor blade.
Unable to stop the bleeding, he was forced to contact medics, who
rushed him to a hospital in Kocani as blood began to soak through his
jeans.
They found his dick and the razor blade in a trashcan at his house.
Although
hopes for reattachment initially didn't look good–some sites reported
yesterday that the hospital didn't have any doctors qualified to perform
the surgery—Ilic was transferred to a different facility in Skopje,
where he was surgically reunited with his poor little cock.
It's too early to tell if he'll regain full function—such as it was—in the organ.
Ilic's
isn't the most tragic case of self-mutilation in Macedonia this year.
According to European tabloid lore, a 40-year-old man recently cut off
his penis, too, but reattachment was impossible: He had flushed it down
the toilet.
[h/t Metro, Photo: News.com.au]
miércoles, octubre 22, 2014
domingo, octubre 05, 2014
Ex-Fed chief Bernanke denied loan to refinance his home
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Former Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke revealed last week that
he was turned down when he tried to refinance his home loan.
According to Bloomberg News, Bernanke, in speaking at a conference in
Chicago Thursday, told the crowd, “I recently tried to refinance my
mortgage and I was unsuccessful in doing so.”
“I recently tried to refinance my mortgage and I was unsuccessful . . ."- Ben Bernanke
The audience reportedly laughed, and Bernanke responded: “I’m not making that up.”
“I think it’s entirely possible” that lenders “may have gone a little bit too far on mortgage credit conditions,” he said.
Bernanke also told the conference of the National Investment Center
for Seniors Housing and Care that the first-time homebuyer market is
“not what it should be.”
Bernanke was paid $199,750 annually as head of the central bank and
reportedly earned $250,000 in March for his first public speaking
engagement since stepping down in January.
He also reportedly received $1 million in a deal to write his memoirs.
sábado, septiembre 27, 2014
El miedo al choteo y la injusticia de una sanción a los creadores de los aromas socialistas “Ernesto” y “Hugo”
Que el Consejo de Ministros de Cuba se haya reunido en la noche de un viernes para hacer una Declaración acerca de los perfumes “Hugo” y “Ernesto” es todavía más ridículo que la idea de producirlos.
Pero además de ridículo es peligroso. Entre otras cosas por el
mensaje de fragilidad que envía en medio de un mundo virtual. La
Declaración del Consejo de Ministros muestra que el gobierno de Raúl
Castro es chantajeable, manipulable, trajinable. Si no por la oposición o
la invasión extranjera, al menos por “el qué dirán”.
Por añadidura, es injusto sancionar a un funcionario comunista que en
el peor de los casos (en el mejor se trataría de un homenaje sincero)
lo que deseaba era congratular y anotarse un punto con la elite
doctrinaria-militar, para poder conservar su puesto en la estructura de
la Cuba raulista.
En verdad, existen pocas acciones más desacralizadoras de la imagen
del Che Guevara que la de sus descendientes haciendo turismo por todo el
mundo en calidad de vendedores ambulantes de una mercancía barata
concretada en películas, conferencias y emociones actuadas sobre “Ese lindo futuro que tanto añoraba papá”.
Los cubanos no enmiendan errores por pragmatismo o humildad sino por
soberbia y temor al ridículo. Al papelazo. Para borrar hasta la misma
posibilidad de haberlos cometido y obtener licencia para cometer otros
errores más desastrosos todavía. Más honorable que “rectificar errores”
(o “tendencias negativas” en el perfumar) es persistir en los mismos y
arrastrarlos como una prueba de que cualquiera es falible.
miércoles, septiembre 24, 2014
La guaperia tardia de Yasiel Puig
como se aprecia en el video, puig reacciona airadamente solo despues que el arbitro central se encamina al monticulo a llamarle la atencion al lanzador de los gigantes de san francisco madison bumgarner y no inmediatamente despues de recibir el pelotazo como suele ocurrir. el pelotazo bajo y adentro, no fue por demas intencional, en cuyo caso bumbarner le hubiera tirado alto y pegado o directamente a la cabeza. afortunadamente no paso a mayores pues pudo haberse generado una rina tumultaria entre los dos equipos gracias a la guaperia barata de mr. puig.
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domingo, agosto 24, 2014
Havana retro-Soviet restaurant a nod to nostalgia
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In
this Aug 20, 2014, photo, reproductions of Soviet propaganda posters
hang at the Nazdarovie restaurant during its pre-launch dress rehearsal
in Havana, Cuba. There’s no rice, beans or fried plantains at Havana’s
newest private restaurant. The waiters speak Russian, and patrons are
expected to do so too if they want to get served.
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HAVANA There's no rice, beans or fried plantains at Havana's newest private restaurant. You can order a minty mojito, but it'll come mixed with vodka instead of the traditional white rum.
The waiters speak Russian, and patrons are expected to order in
that language if they want to get served. But don't worry, the menus at
this retro-Soviet restaurant come with translations and pronunciation
guides for the non-initiated.
Nazdarovie, which is named for the popular Russian toast and
opened Friday, is all about Slavic fare like bowls of blood-red borscht
and stuffed Ukrainian varenyky dumplings, hand-rolled in the back by
"babushkas" who were born in the former Soviet Union but have long
called Cuba home.
It's a nod to nostalgia for the island's Soviet ties during the
Cold War, a time when Moscow was Havana's main source of trade and aid
and hundreds of thousands of Cubans traveled to the Soviet bloc as
diplomats, artists and students.
"For most of them it was the first time they ever left this
island. They have nostalgia about their time there, about the flavors
they experienced for the first time," said Gregory Biniowsky, a
45-year-old Canadian of Ukrainian descent who dreamed up Nazdarovie and
launched it with three Cuban partners.
"The idea with Nazdarovie is really to celebrate a unique social
and cultural link that existed and to a certain degree still exists
today between Cuba of 2014 and what was once the Soviet Union," said
Biniowsky, a lawyer and consultant who has lived in Havana for two
decades.
The collapse of the Soviet bloc largely ended the Havana-Moscow
connection and sent Cuba into an economic tailspin. However, Russian
President Vladimir Putin has talked recently of renewing the
relationship. He made a state visit last month, Russian navy ships
periodically dock in Havana's harbor and Cuba has backed Russia in its
dispute over Ukraine.
Occupying the third story of a historic building on the seafront Malecon boulevard, Nazdarovie is an homage to the old country.
Behind the bar, Russian nesting dolls and a bust of Lenin perch
next to bottles of high-end vodka. Reproductions of Soviet propaganda
posters line one wall in an attempt to spark conversation among
customers sitting at a long communal table. About the only sign of the
tropics is the million-dollar terrace view of Havana's skyline and the
Straits of Florida.
At a pre-launch dress rehearsal, smartly dressed young waiters
set steaming bowls of solyanka, a meaty Russian soup, before about 20
invited guests.
The evening's menu also included pelmeni, dumplings filled with
meat, sour cream and dill; golubtsy, stuffed cabbage rolls slow-cooked
in a tomato sauce; pork Stroganoff (beef is often scarce in Cuba); and
for dessert, savory-sweet blintzes, called "blinchiki" in Russian.
Biniowsky said most of the ingredients can be found on the
island, with some exceptions such as flour for black bread, and caviar,
for which they'll rely on tins imported in the personal luggage of
friends and family. It will go for about $15 an ounce, with fancier and
pricier varieties available for special occasions.
In the air-conditioned kitchen, Irina Butorina stirred gobs of
mayonnaise with potatoes, eggs, ham and peas to create an olivier salad,
a popular dish in former Soviet states that, according to legend, was
invented by a Belgian- or French-Russian chef named Lucien Olivier.
Butorina, 56, fell in love with a Cuban student she met at
university in her native Kyrgyz Soviet Socialist Republic, now
Kyrgyzstan, and moved here in 1984. She said the taste of her mother's
recipes faded as she adapted to Cuba.
"At first I used to cook a lot of Russian food here, but then a
lot of things disappeared from the market — cabbage, for example. ... so
then I make Cuban food," she said. "But these people here have started
this restaurant. It was their dream ... and our dream as well."
Experts say Butorina's story is typical of the Soviet diaspora
here: Of the estimated 3,000-4,000 islanders who were born in the Soviet
Union or descended from them, most are cases of Soviet women who
married Cuban university students and moved to the Caribbean nation.
Some were divorced or widowed but remain in Cuba decades later with little or no tie to their homelands.
"I think for many it was a truly traumatic experience because
there are many of our women who have not traveled, who have not returned
to visit their countries after the Soviet Union disintegrated," said
Dmitri Prieto-Samsonov, an anthropologist who studies the Soviet
diaspora in Cuba.
At Nazdarovie, one poster in particular stands out amid the
current crisis between Moscow and Kiev. Created under Nikita Khrushchev
to commemorate the 300th anniversary of the reunification of Russia and
Ukraine, it shows two runners representing the Soviet republics
simultaneously breaking the tape at a finish line. "To the
indestructible friendship and to new successes in sports," the slogan
reads.
"That poster could seem like a joke, almost black humor," said
Prieto-Samsonov, who was born to a Russian mother and a Cuban father and
spent his first 13 years in Russia.
"I wish (the conflict) weren't happening between our countries," he added. "We have great desires for peace."
Biniowsky said Nazdarovie seeks to transcend politics and build
community: People of Russian and Ukrainian descent and others working,
cooking and eating side by side, united by the shared memory of a
vanished nation-state rather than divided by current animosities.
"Not in the kind of naive utopian sense, but sometimes breaking bread and getting drunk on vodka is key to peace."
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