Ah, sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir. . ..

 

Ah, sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir,...

Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some  information I need to wrap this up.  These things seem to either be  "Not released" or "Not available."  I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things  are I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. I'll just read  it to you.

Could you  please help me find these things, Sir?

 

1.  Occidental   College records -- Not released

2.  Columbia   College records -- Not released

3.  Columbia Thesis paper --  "Not available"

4.  Harvard   College records -- Not  released

5.  Selective Service Registration -- Not released

6.  Medical  records -- Not released

7.  Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not  available

8.  Your   Illinois State Senate records -- Not  available

9. Law practice client list -- Not released

10. Certified Copy  of original Birth certificate -- Not released

11. Embossed, signed paper  Certification of Live Birth -- Not released

12. Record of your baptism --  Not available

13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? (Insurance Fraud?_

14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one?

15. Why were you getting "foreign student aid" as a college student?

16. Which countries "passport" did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981?

 

Oh and one more thing Mr. President, I can't seem to find any  articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor  at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me,  Sir? 

 

Oh, but hey --  listen!  I know you're busy!  If this is too much for you right now  -- I mean -- tell you what.  I'll come back tomorrow.  Give you some  time to get these things together, you know?  I mean, I know you're busy.   I'll just let myself out.  I'll be back tomorrow.  And the day  after. . ..

 

What's that Mr. President?  Who wants to know these  things? 

We the People of the   United States of America  ! You know, the ones that  vote.